Shoot out the neighbouring street-lights: Wait 9 days....
Wait until a very cold, dark, stormy night.....
Go out about 3:27am with a drill & some used engine oil:
Dig out about 8 inches down trunk then drill hole down into middle of roots... Pour in engine oil... cover it all up, if possible get rover to leave his deposits to deter anyone looking closely...
3-6 months later tree may unexpectedly die.....
Cheers!
I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...
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