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  1. #1
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    Default Best investment strategy yet!!!

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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.


    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today

    But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos,

    drank all the beer,then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

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    Every single number you quote, apart from the £1000, is wrong.

    Initiative test: give us the correct numbers as at CoB today.

    Cheers!
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

  3. #3
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    erm its a joke.....

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    artful are you from Sheffield?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hech123 View Post
    erm its a joke.....
    In that case it's in the wrong forum.
    I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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    yes but funnier as an investment startegy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hech123 View Post
    yes but funnier as an investment startegy
    But not allowed, ever again... ever.
    I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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