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    Ha, you're all so slow! This is comedy gold.

    There is a reprocessed property on sale and I am quite interested. I was told that buying reprocessed property is...............
    "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

    What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

  2. #292
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    1. Electrics. The electrics date back to the early part of the 20th Century and was thinking of re-doing everything, top to bottom. There is a school of thought which means I could leave them alone as nothing has burned down yet but what would you do?
    Not expect the insurers to pay out if it does.

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    Today...
    I use the Solicitor documents so I will not lose.
    rofl... as I understand young folk say these days...
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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    Mr T and family have been in the property for a very long time
    I pity the fool who tries to evict him.

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    .....Not the many rouges that have landed in the South East who can't speak a word of English,
    Ah, them bleedin' rouge's eh?? Still, at least one party leader is firm that we should deport all them ebolians...
    The Receptionists were trying to explain the reason why they couldn't register his wife - something about her passport not being in the right name. They kept telling him that when his wife goes into Labour ...
    Ay, that nice Ed Millibean....
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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    Also left £1,000s unpaid gas and electric (utility company tuned up literally 2hrs after check-out)
    Wow, orchestral accompaniment as well !
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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