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    Quote Originally Posted by theartfullodger View Post
    Nae offence to jta or Mrs jta but some might say that's the wrong sort of stripper to take to be....
    Don't worry, I'll sleep in the middle.
    I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jta View Post
    There's a queue forming to rent it when it's done.
    That's excellent, well done!
    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Homer Simpson

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    Quote Originally Posted by theartfullodger View Post
    Nae offence to jta or Mrs jta but some might say that's the wrong sort of stripper to take to be....
    Very Good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jta View Post
    I can honestly say that I have never seen a place in such a filthy condition, even allowing for the fact of his age. The carpets had 1972 newspapers under them, we had to wear masks to haul them out, every wall was covered in dirt and nicotine stains. I spent 3 hours yesterday just cleaning a ceramic sink in the kitchen of encrustations of grime. Today the electricians are in there re-wiring and should be finished tomorrow, I am impressed with them and will pass their name to anyone that wants it. London area.

    There's a queue forming to rent it when it's done.
    I remember you mentioning this one a while back and it's good that it was resolved.

    I recall one where the contractor changed the locks after the tenant's horizontal departure and I arrived to find him bent double in the garden over what he had found. The loo had broken some time before hand and, as a solution, the tenant had made a hole in the floor boards....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jta View Post
    ...........for steam wallpaper strippers.

    Discuss.

    Or don't discuss, I don't care, I'm going to take mine to bed with me.
    Quote Originally Posted by jta View Post
    Don't worry, I'll sleep in the middle.
    Going to bed with a steam stripper sounds like something Tory MPs would do.
    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Homer Simpson

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    Quote Originally Posted by mind the gap View Post
    Going to bed with a steam stripper
    Sounds like a Victorian prostitute

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