Jersey nightclub

[jeffrey]

Fat Slags [not you, madam, but the ones in Viz] make front pages, re the Jersey nightclub that bars ladies of more generous proportions.

[agent46]

Fat Slags [not you, madam, but the ones in Viz] make front pages, re the Jersey nightclub that bars ladies of more generous proportions.

According to The Times, the owner is a bit of a porker himself. He claims it was all a grave mistake and that he now bitterly regrets his actions. And I bet he also bitterly regrets the free nationwide TV, internet and newspaper advertising his business has received as a result.

[jeffrey]

Funny, but I don't remember John Nettles having this sort of case to resolve.

[agent46]

Funny, but I don't remember John Nettles having this sort of case to resolve.

I think you'll find that he was mostly involved in sting operations.

[jeffrey]

I think you'll find that he was mostly involved in sting operations.
Must have been operating on a Shoestring.